Look, you want me to come with you? Make it worth my while.
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
Not just cute to look at, but fun and helpful to make! The Penguin Foundation in Australia needs knitters to send more jumpers for little penguins hurt by oil spills. There’s even a knitting pattern on their website. If you’re a knitter, it’s a great, quick little project that can save a sick penguin.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
“ Howl! Calcifer! It’s me, Sophie! I know how to help you now! Find me in the future!”
"There you are. Sorry i’m late. I was looking everywhere for you!”
Pure comedy gold
“I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… Hi. How ya doin’?”