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kurama101:

burnyourbridgesdown:

crystallicksvoldemortsnipplexd:

brotonio:

kfan026:

diederdass:

franceinyourpantslikeag6:

anotnio:

southernitaly:

oraldiarrhea:

meidohimiko:

W-What…

just gonna shake my head because i know my mom would never do that

accurate

oh christ

omg lol

ACCURATE

very accurate

What sam hell?

Most accurate one yet.

extremely accurate

Feb 28, 2011485 notes

12th GIF in your folder: Your reaction when your Mom finds your "secret" files on your computer

notyouextremesportscalendar:

kurama101:

burnyourbridgesdown:

crystallicksvoldemortsnipplexd:

brotonio:

kfan026:

diederdass:

franceinyourpantslikeag6:

anotnio:

southernitaly:

oraldiarrhea:

meidohimiko:

W-What…

just gonna shake my head because i know my mom would never do that

accurate

oh christ

omg lol

ACCURATE

very accurate

What sam hell?

Most accurate one yet.

extremely accurate

Feb 28, 2011485 notes

Professor starts talking about anime giant robots: PERK UP INSTANTLY

Feb 28, 2011

Feb 28, 20116,809 notes

#rdjude for oscars 2012

Feb 28, 20111,461 notes

#big fat quiz of the year #noel fielding

Feb 28, 20111,221 notes

#helena bonham carter

can i just thank sony pictures

promentory:

for making the decision to have Jesse Eisenberg front and center of the promotion for The Social Network, their most important movie in 2010, and build their entire marketing campaign around his face

because it was a conscious and daring decision

to take an actor who isn’t extremely famous or conventionally attractive (in the Hollywood sense of the word) and center everything around him

simply because they believed in him and his face and the power of his eyes

when they could just as easily have made a composite poster that featured, say, Timberlake prominently, to lure in audiences

but instead they did this

and this

and for the cover of the Original Score release they did this

and for their extensive FYC campaign they did this

and this

and for the DVD/BluRay cover they did this

I wanted to say that, now that the campaigning is ending after all these months

and thank Sony Pictures for taking Jesse and putting him front and center

which is exactly where he deserves to be

jesse eisenberg appreciation blog forever.

Feb 28, 2011746 notes

#the social network #jesse eisenberg

Feb 28, 20114,885 notes

#OH GOD MAH CREYS

Feb 28, 20111,579 notes

#wind waker

IF I DO NOT GET JEWNICORN PICTURES FROM THE AFTER PARTY I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL BE CAPABLE OF

abraham-trollingberg:

Feb 28, 201147 notes

#EXACTLY

That awkward moment when you're on the third page of your paper and you realize you have no idea what it's about.

Feb 27, 2011

#school #fml

Feb 27, 20112,719 notes

#robert downey jr #jude law

JESSEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

andrewgarfieldsbonerchloe:

Feb 27, 2011

#what is that gif from omg

Feb 27, 20111,367 notes

youmakemefeelsoalive:

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET JESSE EISENBERG AND ANDREW GARFIELD ON THAT STAGE TOGETHER.

biggest MTE ever

Feb 27, 2011387 notes

Feb 27, 20112,002 notes

#emma stone

Feb 27, 20112,077 notes

#andrew garfield

Feb 27, 20115,148 notes

Feb 27, 20118,440 notes

#anne hathaway #james franco #oh my god.

Feb 27, 2011951 notes

#AWZ

Feb 27, 2011563 notes

#win

Feb 27, 20111,105 notes

#jesse eisenberg

I love Justin Timberlake. I love him in TSN and I love him as a human being.

miss-fittz:

Feb 27, 2011220 notes

#justin timberlake

Feb 27, 20118,777 notes

#helena bonham carter

Like…even my mom?

igottagetbacktohogwarts:

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER JAMES FRANCO GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

Feb 27, 2011280 notes

#oscars #james franco

Feb 27, 20111,818 notes

#GPOY

Feb 27, 20111,371 notes

#jesse eisenberg

miss-fittz:

Actor Andrew Garfield (Boy A, Never Let Me Go) expertly hides hickeys from The Social Network co-star and boyfriend, Jesse Eisenberg (Rodger Dodger, Zombieland).