colorless green pizzas sleep furiously

bethandbee:

temporarilyobsessive:

1. My het OTP
2. My boyslash OTP
3. My femslash OTP
4. My endgame OTP
5. My original OTP
6. My crack OTP
7. My guilty pleasure OTP
8. My anti-OTP

sounds like a plan, let’s do it

somebody do this whilst I am procrastinating studying for my final

MY SPINE

oh wait I don’t want to

aworldunturning:

Remember that time that Good Omens was a really, really heterosexual book? You know, like when Crowley referred to Aziraphale as “angel” all the time, and when Aziraphale referred to Crowley as “dear” all the time, and they got drunk together loads, and went for dinner at the Ritz, and they fed ducks together, and that nightingale that sang in Berkerley Square, and Aziraphale was referred to as “gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide”, and Anathema thought they were gay together, and Shadwell thought they were both gay, and the fact that they’re both sexless unless they try really hard, and then Neil Gaiman stated that they were later sharing a cottage in the South Downs, and then the scene where they’re eating food off each other’s plates, and the part where Crowley could do “really weird things” with his tongue, and Aziraphale’s manicured fingernails, and when Aziraphale swore for the first time in 6000 years because he was being taken back to heaven, and then Crowley rushed into Aziraphale’s burning bookstore because he thought Aziraphale was inside?

Yeah, really heterosexual.

indeed

kazlicya:

… my ‘likes’ consist of a shit load of Cherik / Mcfassy spam.

<3

Truer words have never been typed.